Furry Logic

Weekend Cat Blogging

2009-10-17T10:23:00.000-07:00

This is Badness! The Mother told me to get off my lazy, fat ar** and blog or else. Can you believe she used those words???

I replied "or else what?"

"No more Stinky Goodness for you!"

Now I don't know about you, but that is a threat we take seriously in our house. Life without Stinky Goodness is not worth pondering.

So I blog!

Some of you may remember that the Jerk, Tucker, had driven me to pulling out my tummy fur. I am doing much better. The Mother makes sure I get extra lovin's and treats. She also makes sure Tucker knows he IS NOT the BOSS. I am! Now my tummy fur is growing in lush and splendorous.

Yes, the D-O-G is still here. She kind of grows on you....like a fungus.

Scrappy has a new hobby. One that she is quiet good at. She now shreds a roll of toilet paper while it is still on the holder. But she does it without unwinding it all. Quite a unique talent don't you think? The Mother says she will post pictures of Scrappy's creativity soon.

I wonder if this enough blogging to ensure continued Stinky Goodness?

Murder Most Foul

2009-08-16T16:07:00.000-07:00

and she was loitering around the scene of the crime.

The roll of paper towels didn't have a chance.

Intruder Alert!!!

2009-08-07T17:46:00.001-07:00

Guess what was in our backyard this afternoon?

This!

We have been telling the Mother that there was a another kitty hanging around but she wasn't sure. But now we have proof! Now we know who has been killing birds in the backyard. Killing the subjects of OUR live bird cam! The nerve! Don't you think that is nervey?

The Mother wouldn't let the D-O-G chase the kitty. Not that we want the kitty chased but we don't want her in OUR yard! What to do!?

Feeling Better!

2009-07-26T09:07:00.001-07:00

I just wanted to let everyone know that I am feeling much better. The Mother instituted new rules about respecting the First Cat in the House. I get primo lap time and lots of extra attention from the Mother. Sooo now, my tummy fur is starting to fluff back out. The pink to my stomack doesn't show so much anymore. And my little brother hasn't driven me to scratching at my neck and hurting myself!!! So no more scratches on my neck and chin!

I feel much better! thanks for all your purrayers and thoughts!

Badness, the formerly stressed out kitty.

Do I Have a Tale to Tell!

2009-07-11T15:43:00.000-07:00

I don't post very much but is just had to this time!!! You will never, ever believe what happened to me today!! I got locked outside all morning!!!!!! OUTSIDE ALL MORNING!!!

The mama let all us kitties go outside this morning for a some greens. She let us stay out for a long time. When it was time for the mama to leave, she looked inside and saw Badness and assumed I was inside too. Tucker, who is a stinker, was still outside. She carried him in and closed the door. The mama checked again and didn't see me! What she didn't know is that I had GONE OVER THE WALL!!!!

I went over the wall and explored a bit in the neighbors yard. Not far though. I also rolled in their dirt really good. But then I came back to go inside and the DOOR WAS SHUT with everyone on the inside but ME!

Can you believe it!?!?!?!?!?!

The mama didn't know a thing until she came home from school and saw me MEOWING at the backdoor. MEOWING!!!! I was shocked and stunned that she would leave me outside! I was hurt and offended but mainly really hungry. I was so happy to be inside and really happy to see the kibble. I don't ever want to go outside again...at least not today. Maybe tomorrow.

- Scrappy

The Beautiful Sunrise

2009-06-09T20:34:00.001-07:00

The Mother has developed a disturbing habit of getting up before the sun is. This just confirms our suspicion that she is nuts. However, this morning, we did see a beautiful sunrise. The Mother's old camera doesn't do it justice. The pink was catching the bottom of the clouds across sky to the other horizon. A beautiful sunrise made it almost worth getting out of the warm bed. Getting Stinky Goodness 15 minutes earlier made it TOTALLY worth it. Therefore, we shall be waking her up earlier from now on.

Eat A Mouse? You Never Know Where It Has Been

2009-03-04T16:29:00.001-08:00

...besides who wouldn't rather have Stinky Goodness!

Get The Mouse @ Yahoo! Video

Calling All Kitties

2009-02-19T16:26:00.000-08:00

Itchmo! Forums is back online! Itchmo! Forums is back online!

Wednesday Webcam Day - FoundAnimals.org

2009-02-04T08:43:00.000-08:00

Video chat rooms at Ustream

Tuesday Toesday

2009-02-01T20:07:00.000-08:00

The white and the pink.

Don't be deceived by the fluffiness, these are deadly weapons.

Mancat Monday!

2009-02-01T20:03:00.000-08:00

Even manly mancats like to cuddle with their mamas.

Just do your job!

2009-01-28T11:07:00.000-08:00

Says the police lady on TV show:

"Stop worrying about politics and just do your job!"

The Mother turns to the Little Man and says:

"yeah, Tucker, just do your job!"

"My job discription says I am supposed to be an adorable Little Man."

"Oh, well, carry on then."

Free to a Good Home - Irritating Little Brother

2009-01-18T09:51:00.000-08:00

Scrappy and I have discussed this at some length, like two seconds and we have come to the conclusion that he has become to irritating to keep around. His constant attacks upon our persons can no longer be tolerated. Even attacking us in our boudoir. Please take him off our paws. He is free to a good home. Ah, heck, any home will do.

Scrappy: Badness, we have to make him sound good so someone will want him.

Badness: How do we make someone so irritating sound good?

Scrappy: Well, what are his good qualities?

Badness: Hum....he is less irritating when he is asleep.

Scrappy: Good, good....::makes note:: What else?

:::clock ticks:::Sun moves through the sky:::

Badness: He makes a good paper weight when he is asleep?

Scrappy: That is true too. He is also good a knocking over the food bag and scattering it all over the kitchen floor. He is very good at that.

Badness: Oh! He is good at decorating with carpet fibers dug up out of the carpet! He is very artful about the places he leaves them. And the way he ripped up the carpet on the stairs and just left the piece hanging there? That was good.

Scrappy: Oh, yes, and the way he barfs under the bed just out of the Mother's reach.

:::sun continues moving the sky, shadows move across the floor, feline brows wrinkle:::

Badness: I can't think of anything else. That will have to do.

Scrappy:::sighing::: Yes, yes, that is good.

Badness: A sister attacking and yet precision barfing, carpet decorating, food bag ripping, gifted paper weight. Free to any home.

Easy like Sunday Morning

2009-01-11T09:38:00.001-08:00

Or we are trying to be despite the flashy thingy going off in our faces.

Wide Body Wednesday

2008-12-31T08:25:00.000-08:00

Something is wrong here. Can you see what it is?

Feed me or I will barf in your bed.

Non-Exciting Tuesday

2008-12-30T09:25:00.001-08:00

Because the sun is so warm and bright today, we just can't bare to sit in front of the computer for more than two seconds. So we are going to post a silly video today. Call this one "Messing with Dogs Minds".

Hideous Crime Committed, Perps Show No Remorse

2008-12-29T10:39:00.000-08:00

A gruesome discovery was made Monday morning in a local suburban residence. The homeowner had heard sounds during the night but did not get up to investigate. What she discovered in the morning were the remains of an innocent roll of paper towels.

"The roll didn't stand a chance." says the homeowner.

When asked about possible suspects, the homeowner revealed that 2 feline residents of the home, Badness and Scrappy, have long rap sheets which include several similar attacks on paper towel rolls as well as toilet paper rolls.

While the investigation does center around the involvement of the alledged perpetrator's, other leads continue to be followed. A third resident, Tucker, has been questioned and is considered a purrson of interest.

Both alledged perps have stated, given the opportunity, they will do it again.

The Way Things Should Be

2008-12-26T07:29:00.000-08:00

Kitties inside, DOG outside.

How to Mess With Your Human - Part 1

2008-12-19T07:22:00.000-08:00

This idea is a favorite of ours and works especially well with female beans.

When our Mother is getting ready to go earn the kibble in the morning, she is always rushing around looking for stuff. We have made it our habit to snoopervise by the side of the sink while she goes through this morning ritural. We find it to be highly amusing to hide things in our bum fluff or to just sit on stuff. Yesterday, I hid the Mother's eyelash curler from her in my bum fluff. It was so funny to watch her search all over for it, muttering to herself about losing things and why can't she be more organized. All the while it was under my fluff! ha!

Tucker is really good at this. There is so much of him he can hide all kind of things. He has even hidden combs and brushes from her! haha!

It is these little amusements that make living with a human worthwhile. Well, that and the free kibble, stinky goodness, warm bed and daily scritches.

Whisker Whimsy

2008-12-05T16:33:00.000-08:00

This is me, Scrappy. My mama said I should share my whisker's with you kitties. Have you ever noticed that your whiskers are different colors? I have 3 white ones and all the rest are grey. One white on right side of my nose and two on the left. Furry interesting. You would think with my lips being grey my whiskers would be too. My mama says I have furry cute lips. Badness has all white whiskers and Tuckers are dark brown.

My mama was trying to take my picture really good for all of you but my brother kept pestering me. See?

This is him getting in the way. HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

Live Bird Cam

2008-11-27T09:00:00.000-08:00

The Mother set up a live bird cam in the bark yard for us felines. We really enjoy it. There is a huge pine tree in our back yard so we can see the birds hopping in the branches from down stairs in the kitchen and upstairs in the Mother's bedroom. I don't know how Tucker would ever catch a bird on his own. As soon as he sees one he starts talking to himself. He totally gives himself away. I guess he can't help it though. It is exciting to see the birds on the bird bath!

This morning the delicious little tweets were out there even though it was raining. Who in their right minds would be out in the rain! Must be why they are called bird brains? The Mother said some people have to earn their livings no matter what the weather is like. She said it like I was supposed to know what she was talking about. I don't have a clue as to what she was refering too.

Here is a picture of some of our gold finches.

:::drool::: such sweet, tasty morsel of birdie delight....YUM!

Well, I hear large sheets of tantilizing plastic crackling in the other room. The Mother is going to be painting today. I think the Mother needs some snoopervision.

TTFN

Badness

test!

2008-11-20T10:58:00.000-08:00

This is our test blog. The Mother likes how easy it is to add cool and new backgrounds. But we don't approve of the pink. Pink is for Daisy's.