Saturday, October 17, 2009
I replied "or else what?"
"No more Stinky Goodness for you!"
Now I don't know about you, but that is a threat we take seriously in our house. Life without Stinky Goodness is not worth pondering.
So I blog!
Some of you may remember that the Jerk, Tucker, had driven me to pulling out my tummy fur. I am doing much better. The Mother makes sure I get extra lovin's and treats. She also makes sure Tucker knows he IS NOT the BOSS. I am! Now my tummy fur is growing in lush and splendorous.
Yes, the D-O-G is still here. She kind of grows on you....like a fungus.
Scrappy has a new hobby. One that she is quiet good at. She now shreds a roll of toilet paper while it is still on the holder. But she does it without unwinding it all. Quite a unique talent don't you think? The Mother says she will post pictures of Scrappy's creativity soon.
I wonder if this enough blogging to ensure continued Stinky Goodness?
Sunday, August 16, 2009
Friday, August 7, 2009
We have been telling the Mother that there was a another kitty hanging around but she wasn't sure. But now we have proof! Now we know who has been killing birds in the backyard. Killing the subjects of OUR live bird cam! The nerve! Don't you think that is nervey?
The Mother wouldn't let the D-O-G chase the kitty. Not that we want the kitty chased but we don't want her in OUR yard! What to do!?
Sunday, July 26, 2009
I feel much better! thanks for all your purrayers and thoughts!
Badness, the formerly stressed out kitty.
Saturday, July 11, 2009
The mama let all us kitties go outside this morning for a some greens. She let us stay out for a long time. When it was time for the mama to leave, she looked inside and saw Badness and assumed I was inside too. Tucker, who is a stinker, was still outside. She carried him in and closed the door. The mama checked again and didn't see me! What she didn't know is that I had GONE OVER THE WALL!!!!
I went over the wall and explored a bit in the neighbors yard. Not far though. I also rolled in their dirt really good. But then I came back to go inside and the DOOR WAS SHUT with everyone on the inside but ME!
Can you believe it!?!?!?!?!?!
The mama didn't know a thing until she came home from school and saw me MEOWING at the backdoor. MEOWING!!!! I was shocked and stunned that she would leave me outside! I was hurt and offended but mainly really hungry. I was so happy to be inside and really happy to see the kibble. I don't ever want to go outside again...at least not today. Maybe tomorrow.
Tuesday, June 9, 2009
Wednesday, March 4, 2009
Thursday, February 19, 2009
Wednesday, February 4, 2009
Sunday, February 1, 2009
Wednesday, January 28, 2009
"Stop worrying about politics and just do your job!"
The Mother turns to the Little Man and says:
"yeah, Tucker, just do your job!"
"My job discription says I am supposed to be an adorable Little Man."
"Oh, well, carry on then."
Sunday, January 18, 2009
Scrappy: Badness, we have to make him sound good so someone will want him.
Badness: How do we make someone so irritating sound good?
Scrappy: Well, what are his good qualities?
Badness: Hum....he is less irritating when he is asleep.
Scrappy: Good, good....::makes note:: What else?
:::clock ticks:::Sun moves through the sky:::
Badness: He makes a good paper weight when he is asleep?
Scrappy: That is true too. He is also good a knocking over the food bag and scattering it all over the kitchen floor. He is very good at that.
Badness: Oh! He is good at decorating with carpet fibers dug up out of the carpet! He is very artful about the places he leaves them. And the way he ripped up the carpet on the stairs and just left the piece hanging there? That was good.
Scrappy: Oh, yes, and the way he barfs under the bed just out of the Mother's reach.
:::sun continues moving the sky, shadows move across the floor, feline brows wrinkle:::
Badness: I can't think of anything else. That will have to do.
Scrappy:::sighing::: Yes, yes, that is good.
Badness: A sister attacking and yet precision barfing, carpet decorating, food bag ripping, gifted paper weight. Free to any home.