Saturday, October 17, 2009

Weekend Cat Blogging

This is Badness! The Mother told me to get off my lazy, fat ar** and blog or else. Can you believe she used those words???

I replied "or else what?"

"No more Stinky Goodness for you!"

Now I don't know about you, but that is a threat we take seriously in our house. Life without Stinky Goodness is not worth pondering.

So I blog!

Some of you may remember that the Jerk, Tucker, had driven me to pulling out my tummy fur. I am doing much better. The Mother makes sure I get extra lovin's and treats. She also makes sure Tucker knows he IS NOT the BOSS. I am! Now my tummy fur is growing in lush and splendorous.

Yes, the D-O-G is still here. She kind of grows on a fungus.

Scrappy has a new hobby. One that she is quiet good at. She now shreds a roll of toilet paper while it is still on the holder. But she does it without unwinding it all. Quite a unique talent don't you think? The Mother says she will post pictures of Scrappy's creativity soon.

I wonder if this enough blogging to ensure continued Stinky Goodness?

Sunday, August 16, 2009

Murder Most Foul

and she was loitering around the scene of the crime.

The roll of paper towels didn't have a chance.

Friday, August 7, 2009

Intruder Alert!!!

Guess what was in our backyard this afternoon?


We have been telling the Mother that there was a another kitty hanging around but she wasn't sure. But now we have proof! Now we know who has been killing birds in the backyard. Killing the subjects of OUR live bird cam! The nerve! Don't you think that is nervey?

The Mother wouldn't let the D-O-G chase the kitty. Not that we want the kitty chased but we don't want her in OUR yard! What to do!?

Sunday, July 26, 2009

Feeling Better!

I just wanted to let everyone know that I am feeling much better. The Mother instituted new rules about respecting the First Cat in the House. I get primo lap time and lots of extra attention from the Mother. Sooo now, my tummy fur is starting to fluff back out. The pink to my stomack doesn't show so much anymore. And my little brother hasn't driven me to scratching at my neck and hurting myself!!! So no more scratches on my neck and chin!

I feel much better! thanks for all your purrayers and thoughts!

Badness, the formerly stressed out kitty.

Saturday, July 11, 2009

Do I Have a Tale to Tell!

I don't post very much but is just had to this time!!! You will never, ever believe what happened to me today!! I got locked outside all morning!!!!!! OUTSIDE ALL MORNING!!!

The mama let all us kitties go outside this morning for a some greens. She let us stay out for a long time. When it was time for the mama to leave, she looked inside and saw Badness and assumed I was inside too. Tucker, who is a stinker, was still outside. She carried him in and closed the door. The mama checked again and didn't see me! What she didn't know is that I had GONE OVER THE WALL!!!!

I went over the wall and explored a bit in the neighbors yard. Not far though. I also rolled in their dirt really good. But then I came back to go inside and the DOOR WAS SHUT with everyone on the inside but ME!

Can you believe it!?!?!?!?!?!

The mama didn't know a thing until she came home from school and saw me MEOWING at the backdoor. MEOWING!!!! I was shocked and stunned that she would leave me outside! I was hurt and offended but mainly really hungry. I was so happy to be inside and really happy to see the kibble. I don't ever want to go outside least not today. Maybe tomorrow.

- Scrappy

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

The Beautiful Sunrise

The Mother has developed a disturbing habit of getting up before the sun is. This just confirms our suspicion that she is nuts. However, this morning, we did see a beautiful sunrise. The Mother's old camera doesn't do it justice. The pink was catching the bottom of the clouds across sky to the other horizon. A beautiful sunrise made it almost worth getting out of the warm bed. Getting Stinky Goodness 15 minutes earlier made it TOTALLY worth it. Therefore, we shall be waking her up earlier from now on.

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Eat A Mouse? You Never Know Where It Has Been

...besides who wouldn't rather have Stinky Goodness!

Thursday, February 19, 2009

Calling All Kitties

Itchmo! Forums is back online! Itchmo! Forums is back online!

Sunday, February 1, 2009

Tuesday Toesday

The white and the pink.

Don't be deceived by the fluffiness, these are deadly weapons.

Mancat Monday!

Even manly mancats like to cuddle with their mamas.

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Just do your job!

Says the police lady on TV show:

"Stop worrying about politics and just do your job!"

The Mother turns to the Little Man and says:

"yeah, Tucker, just do your job!"

"My job discription says I am supposed to be an adorable Little Man."

"Oh, well, carry on then."

Sunday, January 18, 2009

Free to a Good Home - Irritating Little Brother

Scrappy and I have discussed this at some length, like two seconds and we have come to the conclusion that he has become to irritating to keep around. His constant attacks upon our persons can no longer be tolerated. Even attacking us in our boudoir. Please take him off our paws. He is free to a good home. Ah, heck, any home will do.

Scrappy: Badness, we have to make him sound good so someone will want him.

Badness: How do we make someone so irritating sound good?

Scrappy: Well, what are his good qualities?

Badness: Hum....he is less irritating when he is asleep.

Scrappy: Good, good....::makes note:: What else?

:::clock ticks:::Sun moves through the sky:::

Badness: He makes a good paper weight when he is asleep?

Scrappy: That is true too. He is also good a knocking over the food bag and scattering it all over the kitchen floor. He is very good at that.

Badness: Oh! He is good at decorating with carpet fibers dug up out of the carpet! He is very artful about the places he leaves them. And the way he ripped up the carpet on the stairs and just left the piece hanging there? That was good.

Scrappy: Oh, yes, and the way he barfs under the bed just out of the Mother's reach.

:::sun continues moving the sky, shadows move across the floor, feline brows wrinkle:::

Badness: I can't think of anything else. That will have to do.

Scrappy:::sighing::: Yes, yes, that is good.

Badness: A sister attacking and yet precision barfing, carpet decorating, food bag ripping, gifted paper weight. Free to any home.

Sunday, January 11, 2009

Easy like Sunday Morning

Or we are trying to be despite the flashy thingy going off in our faces.