A gruesome discovery was made Monday morning in a local suburban residence. The homeowner had heard sounds during the night but did not get up to investigate. What she discovered in the morning were the remains of an innocent roll of paper towels.
"The roll didn't stand a chance." says the homeowner.
When asked about possible suspects, the homeowner revealed that 2 feline residents of the home, Badness and Scrappy, have long rap sheets which include several similar attacks on paper towel rolls as well as toilet paper rolls.
While the investigation does center around the involvement of the alledged perpetrator's, other leads continue to be followed. A third resident, Tucker, has been questioned and is considered a purrson of interest.
Both alledged perps have stated, given the opportunity, they will do it again.