Monday, December 29, 2008

Hideous Crime Committed, Perps Show No Remorse

A gruesome discovery was made Monday morning in a local suburban residence. The homeowner had heard sounds during the night but did not get up to investigate. What she discovered in the morning were the remains of an innocent roll of paper towels.
"The roll didn't stand a chance." says the homeowner.
When asked about possible suspects, the homeowner revealed that 2 feline residents of the home, Badness and Scrappy, have long rap sheets which include several similar attacks on paper towel rolls as well as toilet paper rolls.
While the investigation does center around the involvement of the alledged perpetrator's, other leads continue to be followed. A third resident, Tucker, has been questioned and is considered a purrson of interest.
Both alledged perps have stated, given the opportunity, they will do it again.


The Island Cats said...

Hahaha! If you guys need a character witness, we'll vouch for ya! We gotta stick together!

Badness, Scrappy, Tucker and Daisy said...

Thanks! But beware of guilt by association.

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

in da words of Edgar G..."yoo'll never take me copper" Der is no irafootable proof...

Everycat said...

Consider that on this occasion the human may have been sleepwalking and done the ripping deed herself and conveniently have no memory of it. Cat defence lawyers would definately use this possibility in court.

Nice rippage

Whicky Wuudler

Badness, Scrappy, Tucker and Daisy said...

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy,

That is true. There is no actual physical evidence that it was the felines in question. No eyewitnesses.

Badness, Scrappy, Tucker and Daisy said...

Whicky Wuudler,

We pride ourselves in our rippage abilities. But that is no way a confession of guilt!